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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Wordfuse (Celebrity Edition)

72 days? Seriously? Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries couldn't get along during the honeymoon phase?

Celebrity marriages are like diets. They sure have a lot of them over the years. And 95% of them fail.

Wait a minute? Who am I talking about again? 

Anyway, we all know marriage is not easy. But like most bickering-induced kerfuffles, soon the whole thing will only be mentioned in parentheses (Lisa Marie Presley & Michael Jackson).

#blundertaking
#nincomtroop
#strestrogen
#acrimatrimonious
#fauxthentic
#fiascodependent
#numbsational
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    I like "blundertaking"! I'm pretty sure that whole affair was just a publicity stunt, but, then again, I am old and jaded.

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  2. SultanNovember 1, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    They were God's great couple.

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  3. PickleopeNovember 1, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    Acrimatrimonious is a great word too. Being so short in tenure, couldn't they get an annulment?

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  4. Sub Radar (Mike)November 1, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    She made like $18 million off of the wedding, pretty sure it was a sham from the beginning.

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  5. JoshNovember 1, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    "Irreconcilable differences."

    Really?

    You honestly couldn't foresee that your different tastes in toothpaste (exaggeration) would end your marriage?

    Idiots.

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  6. Al PenwasserNovember 1, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    They were matrimony's last chance! Oh, the humanity! What's left-Brangelina!!??

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  7. Kev D.November 1, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    At least we'll probably have another "accidentally" lost sex tape to look forward to.

    MatriMOANy, if you will.

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  8. Vinny CNovember 1, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Wait! They were still married?

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  9. Antares CryptosNovember 1, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    I need a polite wordfuse for I don't give an owl...

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  10. wendyNovember 1, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    millions of silly $$$ spent on a 72 day commitment.
    blundertaking for sure

    I hope he gets his engagement ring back.

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  11. AlittlespriteNovember 1, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    Stupid, pampered, selfish celebrities...
    There are more deserving things in the world to spend your billions on.

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  12. AlistairNovember 1, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    I'm really disappointed in all these cruel heartless comments. These are human beings with feelings and the right to a private life.......

    Oh no, Sorry! - commenting on the wrong post - carry on as you were.

    lol.

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  13. Jeremy BatesNovember 2, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    yeah, they are, so you gotta erspect the ones that last like... well, mel was doing well till he went crazy... hugh jackman's been in it for a while.... sean connery, michael douglas....cant think of any others! lol

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  14. Contrary GuyNovember 2, 2011 at 6:07 AM

    I am waiting for my 15 minutes of marriage with Kim Kardashian!

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