@DSWS Ha! Very true. @paul Works well. @karen Bum chins are cool if I do say so myself and I like the chips idea. Coincidentally, there are quite often chips in that hand.
"Hey man, don't but that thing in my mouth!" Too gross? How about, "Feed me soap!" Or "Use your foot next time instead of making me kiss that nasty door handle!"
I immediately thought "no teeth" like Mel. But there's an air of dejected surprise, so . . . "If I'd known we were having steak I'd have brought my meat-eating teeth."
Sorry I am late to the party. Had a guest in town... back to my normal not having a life routine. Okay, when I was younger my brother would always say to me "When are you getting a face lift, I would like my ass back." That picture reminded me of those enduring words.
If his chin is that big, then he's either Jay Leno or Brian Mulroney.
ReplyDelete"Aah! You scared me."
ReplyDeletethat guy freaked my kids out. I dig the bum chin.
ReplyDelete"Hey buddy, want me to grab those chips for you?"
ReplyDeleteJust blame it on the charismatic hand.
@DSWS Ha! Very true.
ReplyDelete@paul Works well.
@karen Bum chins are cool if I do say so myself and I like the chips idea. Coincidentally, there are quite often chips in that hand.
"What do you mean the plastic surgeon botched my nose-job?"
ReplyDelete"Hey man, don't but that thing in my mouth!"
ReplyDeleteToo gross?
How about, "Feed me soap!"
Or "Use your foot next time instead of making me kiss that nasty door handle!"
Based on his looks, I think, "where the hell did I put my teeth?" is a good one!
ReplyDelete"That's enough Purell for today, the room is spinning, my tolerance isn't what it used to be..."
ReplyDeleteI like Kev D's caption. Can't think of one of my own.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought "no teeth" like Mel. But there's an air of dejected surprise, so . . . "If I'd known we were having steak I'd have brought my meat-eating teeth."
ReplyDelete"I wonder if drinking beer through a straw would be wrong"
ReplyDeleteHow about, "Say hello to your new alien overlord."
ReplyDelete"Sure, I'll pull your finger."
ReplyDeleteWell done grinputers.
ReplyDeleteSorry I am late to the party. Had a guest in town... back to my normal not having a life routine. Okay, when I was younger my brother would always say to me "When are you getting a face lift, I would like my ass back." That picture reminded me of those enduring words.
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