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Seriously?! Some pointed questions & one honest comment:
- What's next to be caffeinated? Cotton candy? Water?
- A collectible box? Who is going to display that box? Hoarders maybe?
- And who would dare give these to kids? Certainly not anyone who knows anybasicthing about kids.
- These are like stereotype threat hors d'oeuvres for the people who live on the Axiom in Wall-E. (Stay Puft? No shit.)
- (And yeah, I secretly want six dozen.)
On the other hand, toasting those marshmallows would help keep you awake at the fire pit.
ReplyDeleteI think there actually is caffeinated water, sadly enough. I get my caffeine from coffee.. and lots of it. I don't need to add fatty, cholesterol filled calories to my caffeine too.
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I LOVE the Stay Puft marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters! Imagine HIM on caffine? SHEESH!
ReplyDeleteAnywho, I got rid of caffine out of my body when I was on all the IVF drugs. I went through hell for the first few days going cold turkey, and nearly commited homicide. So I WONT be going back to caffinated coffee any time soon:)
@DSWS Smart. Your idea would probably make a good stay-put marshmallow commercial.
ReplyDelete@DS Really? I'm out of the caffeine loop. I don't drink coffee.
@Alittlesprite You make me laugh. And if a side effect of caffeine withdrawal for you his homicide, I agree you should stay away from it.
What's next putting liquid crack into white bite-sized cubes and marketing it to kids? Oh, wait...
ReplyDeleteI do like my caffeine, but I prefer it to be pumped straight into my veins by a needle.
ReplyDeleteCotton candy. Ha ha!
i had to laugh at your hoarder comment. so true!
ReplyDeleteMy reaction upon reading this was regretfully: THESE ARE GENIUS!!!!! MUST ORDER NOW!
ReplyDeleteI openly want 6 dozen.
ReplyDeleteIt's only a matter of time before caffeinated air fresheners are released (cinnamon mocha latte fragrance, of course).
ReplyDeletecaffinated marshmellows - no thanks, booze infused - marshmellows now we're talking
ReplyDeleteI want them in my starbux.
ReplyDeleteHey!!!!! I have ten of those boxes at home, in the recycle can that is! :)
ReplyDeleteCaffeine in marshmallows just makes good sense. Like spaghetti and sauce. Or Peanut butter and jelly. Except better, because, hi, caffeine. Which makes everything good.
ReplyDeleteNow if you'll excuse me, I need to go make my afternoon pot of coffee.
Why am I shaking?
On my mission, I met some guys who foudn out they could buy a pound of caffeine in rock form for like two thousand dollars and told me they were seriously considering buying it. I asked why. The answer: So we can caffinate everything, like milk and stuff. These are the people these marshmallows are for.
ReplyDelete@A&G HA!
ReplyDelete@Cheeseboy Intervention. Watch it.
@SherilinR Thank you. Sad, but true.
@LoC Ditto. I might pretend I'm giving these to someone for their next birthday.
@Nicole I almost wrote the same thing.
@VinnyC That would totally sell. I'm serious.
@baygirl32 Ha!
@Chelle I bet you're not the only one.
@AG Sure you do.
@DP Dude. See my reply to Cheeseboy.
@paulsifer42 Whoa. I think you're right.
I just gave you The Stylish Blogger Award!
ReplyDeleteSomeone gave to me and I thought of you, come on over and check out the details!
LOL @ Paulsifer Why don't they just sit it on the coffee table and lick it? Would be way less effort. LOL!
ReplyDelete@MrsTuna Wow! Thank you so much. I will check out the details very soon.
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ReplyDeleteThese were the bucketlist sort. You know, the kind who want to be able to say that they've tasted caffeinated milk, etc...