It's the little things...

like riding on the tailgate to the ice cream store on a hot hot summer day with the ones you love.

#tailgateparty

Things one should never outgrow:

If you're of a certain age you'll understand this...whenever I go swimming I like to pretend I'm the bionic man. Slow-motion running. One eyebrow raised. Lifting boulders rocks with ease. Impressing the hell out of Jaime Sommers with my cheesy slow motion sound effects. And yup, it makes me feel like six million dollars.

Kinda Perfect

What do English majors do when it's 30 degrees in Edmonton?

#hangwithnewfriends
#drinkbeer
#read

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

is this
a. my elevator?
b. a horror movie set?
c. a David Suzuki special?
d. Ke$ha's house?

#alloftheabove
#goingdown(tohell)?

Wordfuse

Apparently my wife doesn't like it when I text her 7 questions in a row but I guess it's not surprising she's unfamiliar with the little-known ancient skill of martial articulation.


#iamtheStevenSeagaloftexting

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

nothing good can come from this, nothing.

#nope
#justwalkingarounddowntownEdmonton
#falldowngoboom
#ihavevertigojustthinkingaboutit

This is my hood:

The aga is currently featuring
a superb Canadian artist: Alex Janvier.

I found these mirrored tombstone-like characters on the top of the Art Gallery of Alberta today. They remind me of pac-man ghosts. That's probably not exactly a stunning art critique but I'm not too worried about it since they just make me smile.

"What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art." ~Augustus Saint-Gaudens

#curious
#lovethisplace

?

The universal sign for hotel toilet-paper?

#stuckinahotelroom
#itsraining
#atadbored
#hotelstaffhandbookhighlights
#foolingnoone

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

#parkinglotsurprise
#why?
#why?

How I feel about today:

#lifeis
#bigbowl
#happyCanadaday