I'd get a few of my buddies, and just give that itty-bitty car a bit of a push to the left. Sure it will be on its side, but it will be in the designated parking spot. Problem solved.
Even I can barely control my urge to key the sides of cars that have been parked like this, and I am a nice, reasonable person (sort of).
This guy is not going to get scratched by another vehicle parking beside it, but he might get his windshield wipers torn off and shoved up his tailpipe.
@LoC It made me chuckle too. @VinnyC Good point. @Alittlesprite Very creative problem solving! @Chelle You might be right. @DSWS You might be right too. @A&G Yup. @Nicole I like your word choice; I may have to use that.
I'm handing out awards tomorrow. I kind of hate it, but someone was kind enough to give me one. . . so I'm passing it to you and 6 other funny bloggers I enjoy. I'll have the new post up tomorrow.
Hahahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show you don't need a drive hummer to be a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteI'd get a few of my buddies, and just give that itty-bitty car a bit of a push to the left. Sure it will be on its side, but it will be in the designated parking spot. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteEven I can barely control my urge to key the sides of cars that have been parked like this, and I am a nice, reasonable person (sort of).
ReplyDeleteThis guy is not going to get scratched by another vehicle parking beside it, but he might get his windshield wipers torn off and shoved up his tailpipe.
Stink-eye is too GOOD for people who park like this.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell a lot about a person by how he/she parks:
ReplyDelete"I am the center of the universe.
I have not spatial perception.
I drive like this too."
Sigh.
It's good to know jackassiness knows no national boundaries.
ReplyDelete@LoC It made me chuckle too.
ReplyDelete@VinnyC Good point.
@Alittlesprite Very creative problem solving!
@Chelle You might be right.
@DSWS You might be right too.
@A&G Yup.
@Nicole I like your word choice; I may have to use that.
Use jackassiness to your heart's content.
ReplyDeleteI'm handing out awards tomorrow. I kind of hate it, but someone was kind enough to give me one. . . so I'm passing it to you and 6 other funny bloggers I enjoy. I'll have the new post up tomorrow.
Cyberhugs, Nicole
It deserves the pink eye.
ReplyDelete@Elly Lou lol. So smart. Exactly.
ReplyDeleteser.i.ous.ly???
ReplyDeleteget a grip folks
In my weaker moments I honestly debate keying these people.
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