tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post3270969574038854509..comments2024-03-16T08:02:22.097-06:00Comments on think.stew: Live by the Sword....DB Stewarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-53445800070145574442011-07-25T08:10:14.435-06:002011-07-25T08:10:14.435-06:00I lately came across your web site and have been r...I lately came across your web site and have been reading a lot of posts of yours. I just thought I'd add a fast comment and let you know that you've got a definitely nice blog. I'll watch out for updates from you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-24253218098584173462011-07-13T23:10:44.074-06:002011-07-13T23:10:44.074-06:00More Like Conan The Librarian if you ask me - what...More Like Conan The Librarian if you ask me - what a wuss dbs.<br /><br />lolAlistairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16667242161539996736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-48177656820544371052011-07-13T19:28:51.152-06:002011-07-13T19:28:51.152-06:00The hornets are dead. My son used the industrial s...The hornets are dead. My son used the industrial strength hornet insecticide I bought today and well, he probably can't have children now, but at least the hornets are dead.<br />(Or are they? #zombiehornets)DB Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-72431807501885994162011-07-13T19:17:18.662-06:002011-07-13T19:17:18.662-06:00I wasn't liking this story at all. I was just...I wasn't liking this story at all. I was just about to whine that I NEED CLOSURE, but Debra and Laoch have offered up some good suggestions. Please post again when the thing is gone. <br /><br />A hornet flew into my shirt on the way home from school in grade 8. Stung me about 4 times, while I danced around wondering what the hell was going on. Then it flew calmly out of my shirt. I screamed the rest of the way home.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-28402243329100115712011-07-13T17:33:38.537-06:002011-07-13T17:33:38.537-06:00Ha!Ha!michael.offworldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06288740006736803513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-5565516607515950542011-07-13T16:29:15.028-06:002011-07-13T16:29:15.028-06:00Haha! So funny! I'd be screaming like a little...Haha! So funny! I'd be screaming like a little girl too.Cheeseboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02358419997798632644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-69171838078705737682011-07-13T14:19:42.753-06:002011-07-13T14:19:42.753-06:00I find grenades work every time.I find grenades work every time.Steve Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17102677232179861276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-61673770661553972142011-07-13T11:07:37.571-06:002011-07-13T11:07:37.571-06:00Thanks to all of you for your suggestions. I have ...Thanks to all of you for your suggestions. I have since used my hornet sword again and it seems to have seriously impeded their progress. But this isn't over yet. I guess I've become like Nancy Grace to those evil hornets.DB Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-27575711572797355992011-07-13T07:35:22.449-06:002011-07-13T07:35:22.449-06:00I did some checking with my RPG gaming contacts. I...I did some checking with my RPG gaming contacts. It seems that Hornet Sword grants you ranged attack, gives +2 Strength, increases speed X5 and grants bonus armor.<br /><br />I think you're good.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-42042311184798190722011-07-13T01:33:14.565-06:002011-07-13T01:33:14.565-06:00I feel like I can help with this. Solution: call ...I feel like I can help with this. Solution: call guy who wears funny outfit and known as an exterminator. Give him large sum of money. Return to the safety of your castle and watch bad television. Problem solved.Sultanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506141014376919585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-5329936079304254412011-07-13T01:14:51.086-06:002011-07-13T01:14:51.086-06:00This was hilarious! The hornet sword is priceless!...This was hilarious! The hornet sword is priceless!<br />As far as I know, my father uses smoke to deal with them. They get dizzy and don't attack him when he disposes of the nest. Still, I would wear a beekeeper suit in any case, lol.Belizahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00750148258049791238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-3796569056898402252011-07-12T21:22:29.868-06:002011-07-12T21:22:29.868-06:00This brave fairy uses a cigarette lighter and a ae...This brave fairy uses a cigarette lighter and a aerosol can. <br />Can you say, BBQ'd hornets?<br /><br />Yer funny...Alittlespritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16993327218382325674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-34109838206099782872011-07-12T20:17:28.631-06:002011-07-12T20:17:28.631-06:00I think you need to join DIY Anonymous... you secr...I think you need to join DIY Anonymous... you secretly long for projects. Forget the hornets, you got your mojo on in creating that sword!Nubianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07684802193733592184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-28952095415417952542011-07-12T19:38:45.844-06:002011-07-12T19:38:45.844-06:00There's this goop in a spray can that you can ...There's this goop in a spray can that you can spray from, like, 10 feet away. It leaves the can as liquid but it foams on contact or something and kills the wasps and seals the nest.Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-65447461232944832402011-07-12T19:32:32.374-06:002011-07-12T19:32:32.374-06:00Hilarious. I tried using a Paintball gun on one. N...Hilarious. I tried using a Paintball gun on one. Now I have a pretty polka-dot garage. Let thy aim be true.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-76292217508482515232011-07-12T19:09:23.714-06:002011-07-12T19:09:23.714-06:00The comments on this post are almost as funny as t...The comments on this post are almost as funny as the post itself! I, myself, was grappling with the fact that you were using this teeny, tiny "sword" to poke the nest with because, when I first looked at the picture (and not knowing what it was), it appeared to be something akin to a big mushroom with a wooden needle sticking out of the top. The image of the tiny sword made the story even funnier in my mind!Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11664358098975211181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-23490729547276289272011-07-12T17:31:32.155-06:002011-07-12T17:31:32.155-06:00Oh MY GOSH, I was laughing OUT LOUD.
This was hys...Oh MY GOSH, I was laughing OUT LOUD.<br />This was hysterical.<br />What a great visual you created. I can just see you huddled in the shed, quivering like a prisoner stood up in a fireing squad.<br />(glad you didn't poop your pants)<br /><br />Aweseome sword. You are a true Albertan, they seem to be able to turn anything into a weapon.<br />Get a paton and market it.....Go on Dragons Den or something.<br /><br />I can't imagine how that must have hurt getting stung there. I , for 3 days in a row, found an itty bitty beginnings of a hornet nest, trying to set up in MY green house. NOT IN THIS HOOD. I said.<br />but it was teeny, so I just "flicked" it off. Then they must have given up/surrendered if you will.<br /><br />anyway, I think I'll go back now and read this again, so I can LAUGH OUT LOUD.<br />I guess you aren't quite Braveheart though.wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13619293936418976914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-89275710301725257752011-07-12T16:42:21.388-06:002011-07-12T16:42:21.388-06:00Call a pest exterminator and give the hornets nest...Call a pest exterminator and give the hornets nest a wide birth :-).Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-36250554782166267572011-07-12T16:04:04.677-06:002011-07-12T16:04:04.677-06:00Trick question? Call the experts.
Or keep poking ...Trick question? Call the experts.<br /><br />Or keep poking them with your stick.<br /><br />Looking forward to the next installment of hilarity.Antares Cryptoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12197876328401157462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-18690074327385278192011-07-12T15:34:08.364-06:002011-07-12T15:34:08.364-06:00By the way, I absolutely hate the wasps in my neig...By the way, I absolutely hate the wasps in my neighborhood. They never let me play on their golf course or swim in their pool.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-41193934676986999842011-07-12T15:33:23.274-06:002011-07-12T15:33:23.274-06:00I can think of only one place that would hurt wors...I can think of only one place that would hurt worse than being stung in the crook of my elbow. And that would be the tip of my...well, you get the idea.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-64129655771591867252011-07-12T13:27:56.036-06:002011-07-12T13:27:56.036-06:007 kinds of awesome.7 kinds of awesome.Chellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10808458305839625350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-10491705888256839132011-07-12T13:11:30.114-06:002011-07-12T13:11:30.114-06:00A hornet sword? That's an everything sword. Go...A hornet sword? That's an everything sword. Good for stabbing under-bed imaginary ghouls in a kid's room and for poking dead animals in the back yard if you aren't sure they're dead. I think you're the most genius person I know on the internet and probably in real life but I've never met Al Gore and he's made of IQ points I heard.Nicole Leigh Shawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02042126240711460836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-22644011100588472202011-07-12T11:27:49.139-06:002011-07-12T11:27:49.139-06:00this is the best hornet related blog post to date!...this is the best hornet related blog post to date! to date! also, we need a picture of you in your tunic. obviously.mylittlebeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610700094326989044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982689682328012818.post-74771733074348379822011-07-12T10:25:38.313-06:002011-07-12T10:25:38.313-06:00oh my gosh, i just spit on my screen when i read t...oh my gosh, i just spit on my screen when i read the line "poop pants". thanks for that.<br />my parents have bees who just love to make nests in various parts of their yard & my dad waits til after dark when all the bees go home so that he won't miss any of them. then he tip toes out to the nest & pours gasoline over it & runs screaming like a girl through the yard. works like a charm. good luck & keep us posted!SherilinRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10667321154367669653noreply@blogger.com