Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Marshmallow test?

I hesitate to call it an oven mitt. Sure, it's an 'ove' glove but I prefer HULK HAND. A gift from my wife, instead of hulk anger it incites in me this desire to test it on really, REALLY hot things. Casseroles? No problem. Lava? ABSOLUTELY. And that's why I foresee a sad end for this asbestos-packed kitchen wonder-mitt. In other words, I suspect that around the campfire this summer, the marshmallow test will have a whole new meaning, and no stick required! That's reasonable, right?

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahaha, Hulk Smash! Marshmallows, of course.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hey, a Hammer last post and a Hulk Hand this post . . . are you working your way through the Avenger insignias? Next post better be your Captain America frisbee!

Vinny C said...

I'm feeling a bit torn about this. On the one hand, as a friend, I want to caution you against such acts. However, as a guy, I'm sotra eagar to see what happens if you try.

You understand...

Angelina Pratt said...

Always use your powers for good!

The Defiant Marshmallow said...

If it's not too much to ask, we want video when this happens. HD, please. With good sound, 'cause malediction is better when it's crystal clear.

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