Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Just so you know, the answer is no.

Do spruce bugs deserve mercy?

My son and I hate them. They are huge and evil and I once fell off a ladder after one landed on me. I may have screamed like a toddler. Because they bite. Hard. Plus I know a guy whose face got ripped off by one. And another guy who mowed off his own leg trying to avoid one. I don't own a gun and frankly, never would, but if I ever did, I would likely choose a Glock and I would use it to annihilate spruce bugs for ruining our wondrous outdoors.

Have a nice day.

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

May vengeance be yours.

Vinny C said...

Oh... my... gosh! Those things don't live in the Caribbean, do they? When I was a kid something looking just like that bit me once, when I was climbing my uncle's guava tree. It flew off & took a small piece of skin off my tummy with it.

blogoratti said...

If they can do all that, then no mercy for them indeed.

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