Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

Every time I open the fridge this keeps staring at me with its bulbous-surgery-enhanced-nipple-mouth-engorged-baboon-bum-pulsating-growth-thingy.

Ok it's not pulsating. Yet.

I try not to make awkward eye-contact but it stares.

And that's why I highly recommend it because, appetite-killer.

#thanksteresa

5 comments:

Rubye Jack said...

Good reason to keep it in the front part of the fridge for people like myself who don't need to be looking for more food.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It doesn't DESERVE the stink-eye, it's GIVING YOU the stink-eye!

Alistair Robertson said...

Come on now people. Be nice. It's probably not as thick skinned as it looks.

Vinny C said...

Why am I imagining that thing flying through space, destroying other fruit planets with its devastating, orange beam.

Laoch of Chicago said...

Fruits really are filed with danger.

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