Thursday, November 14, 2013

Things that are most likely the devil:

Take your medicine and assume this position.
Immediately. Take my word for it. 
NarcoticQuil NyQuil.

There's that commercial where the fat guy's wife tosses NyQuil at him and his man-cold morphs into a happy sleep. As a fat guy in need of a cold remedy recently, I consumed the recommended dosage of NyQuil and well, shit happened. What did I learn? Don't drink NyQuil during the day. (Apparently that's DAYQuil.) Don't drive on NyQuil. Don't try to cut vegetables on NyQuil. Don't even walk. Don't do anything. I discovered this the hard way. And by hard way I mean drunk way.

7 comments:

Vinny C said...

Hmm... I've honestly never tried NyQuil before. I think, the next time I have a cold, I'll see how "effective" it really is.

Pickleope said...

I hope you didn't actually try to do any of those things and crashed your car and cut off a few fingers. Also, it seemed like this is a great advertisement.

Adam said...

I never take the liquid version, but it sure will make you go to sleep

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh oh. A Nyquil-induced drunken stupor? I hope you didn't smoke crack. But maybe now you're qualified to run for Mayor of Toronto!

dbs said...

@DSWS Ha! Awesome.

Homemaker Man said...

Check out the Denis Leary bit on Nyquil.

Summer B said...

NyQuil is nothing to mess with, My Friend.

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