Monday, July 9, 2012

Things one should never outgrow:

If you're of a certain age you'll understand this...whenever I go swimming I like to pretend I'm the bionic man. Slow-motion running. One eyebrow raised. Lifting boulders rocks with ease. Impressing the hell out of Jaime Sommers with my cheesy slow motion sound effects. And yup, it makes me feel like six million dollars.

8 comments:

Mel said...

I, of course, am the bionic woman.

Al Penwasser said...

Wow, I AM of a certain age.
Although, with my physique, I'm more like a "Buck and a Half Man."

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You're a goofball! And one should never outgrow that, as you say.

Vinny C said...

I'm totally going to do this the next time the wife & I go swimming. She has to be there, of course. Otherwise I'd probably look crazy of something.

Laoch of Chicago said...

I used to watch that show avidly when I was a boy.

karensomethingorother said...

I got some bionic woman shoes when I was 4, and I was CONVINCED they made me run faster.

Shana said...

As I write this, I am looking at my Jaime Summers board game that I still have from when I was a kid !!

Awesome!

Lorraine said...

I pretend I'm on Baywatch? Is that the my age equivalent?

Lor

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