Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Things that are most likely the devil:

I hope you didn't read all this PASSWORD NONSENSE! Just scroll down.
















Keep scrolling because if you try to read this you will inevitably want
to STAB someone, anyone, in the nearby vicinity and I do not want
to be responsible for something like that especially so close to the
holidays so just keep on scrolling my friend. Put down the knife.
















Uh oh, I read some of it. *picks up knife*
Those Microsoft bastards seriously recommend
ILuv2PlayB@dm1nt()n as a password?!
There's only one thing left to say....


















19 comments:

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

B@dm1nt()n hahaha

Nubian said...

Extremely painful. Thanks for sharing. If I ever meet you I will stab you in the thigh then give you a hug.

Windsmoke. said...

Way too much information to the point its mind boggling :-).

Vinny C said...

Ha! Loved the "Kill Me Now" option. I think everyone would click that one.

Ashley and Stephanie said...

I blacked out around the second window and now I can't find my steak knife ... oh no

-ash

j. littlejohn said...

i'm a lot like hackers -- i don't like difficult passwords either

Pickleope said...

But they're right, I do love badminton. They're in my head!!!
That was great, like having a conversation with my IT guy at work but actually entertaining.

SherilinR said...

it makes my brain burn to read crap like that. but somehow, you telling me NOT to read it caused me to feel like i needed to read it. and for the record, i don't like B@dm1nt()n. i'm not sporty enough to play well.

Ryan said...

Does this mean I should change my password from ryan123???

karensomethingorother said...

how about fUc*Um1croS0Ft666 ?

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

Love the "kill me now" option. That should be standard. Having to create usernames & passwords makes my head explode a little bit.

Laoch of Chicago said...

Sadly, as the world crawls further into totalitarianism, strong passwords really matter.

Homemaker Man said...

Nifty.

Pearson Report said...

I read all the bits in red - didn't want to bust loose and get trigger happy or anything!

Luv2B@HM with a gin and 3 olives! Like who has time to get "that" creative, eh!

Fun...e...post!

Jenny @ PEARSON REPORT

PS - loved your comment over at Al's! Too funny!

Antares Cryptos said...

I've got a great password:
F%^^&*##@@@)(*&

or was it
F*7^^%%43^^^@#?

Munk said...

and don't write your password(s) down and don't save them on your machine and make them easy enough to remember and never ever use the same password or similar password twice.

Munk said...

Something for you... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/alexander-hart-planking-spree-convict_n_1139162.html#s539626

The Gaelic Wife said...

How about "Gone Postal" as an option?

Al Penwasser said...

CTRL+ALT+DEL
My brain hurts.

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