Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Wordfuse (Celebrity Edition)

72 days? Seriously? Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries couldn't get along during the honeymoon phase?

Celebrity marriages are like diets. They sure have a lot of them over the years. And 95% of them fail.

Wait a minute? Who am I talking about again? 

Anyway, we all know marriage is not easy. But like most bickering-induced kerfuffles, soon the whole thing will only be mentioned in parentheses (Lisa Marie Presley & Michael Jackson).

#blundertaking
#nincomtroop
#strestrogen
#acrimatrimonious
#fauxthentic
#fiascodependent
#numbsational

14 comments:

Mel said...

I like "blundertaking"! I'm pretty sure that whole affair was just a publicity stunt, but, then again, I am old and jaded.

Laoch of Chicago said...

They were God's great couple.

Pickleope said...

Acrimatrimonious is a great word too. Being so short in tenure, couldn't they get an annulment?

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

She made like $18 million off of the wedding, pretty sure it was a sham from the beginning.

Josh said...

"Irreconcilable differences."

Really?

You honestly couldn't foresee that your different tastes in toothpaste (exaggeration) would end your marriage?

Idiots.

Al Penwasser said...

They were matrimony's last chance! Oh, the humanity! What's left-Brangelina!!??

Kev D. said...

At least we'll probably have another "accidentally" lost sex tape to look forward to.

MatriMOANy, if you will.

Vinny C said...

Wait! They were still married?

Antares Cryptos said...

I need a polite wordfuse for I don't give an owl...

wendy said...

millions of silly $$$ spent on a 72 day commitment.
blundertaking for sure

I hope he gets his engagement ring back.

Alittlesprite said...

Stupid, pampered, selfish celebrities...
There are more deserving things in the world to spend your billions on.

Alistair said...

I'm really disappointed in all these cruel heartless comments. These are human beings with feelings and the right to a private life.......

Oh no, Sorry! - commenting on the wrong post - carry on as you were.

lol.

Jeremy Bates said...

yeah, they are, so you gotta erspect the ones that last like... well, mel was doing well till he went crazy... hugh jackman's been in it for a while.... sean connery, michael douglas....cant think of any others! lol

Core Contrarian said...

I am waiting for my 15 minutes of marriage with Kim Kardashian!

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