Awww. The sweet birdies pooped hearts on your car!
You need one of these matey....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGbjVqLoz3I&feature=relatedI know - very bad taste.......
Teo weeks ago, a bird shit on my sandaled foot. F*ckers.
And THAT is why I'll never be friends with those sycophants in the Audubon Society.
Imagine we could do that....flying I mean.*evil grin*It's Monday. I'm not myself.
If I was a bird, I'd be one fowl lookin' critter. But, I'd also hang out on a telephone wire just outside a car wash.
Hahahahaha, double whammy! They got the hood of my car too.
consider sink eye GIVEN
Birds down here in OZ usually poop all over your car after you've spent all afternoon washing and polishing it to perfection, very annoying :-(.
My ex-boss kept a air-rifle in his trunk for those occasions. The guy's aim was so good it was scary.
They did place their shots didn't they?
it appears you've been parking in our driveway.
@laughingmom I see that too, in a sort of Kindergarten art project way.@Alistair HA! Awesome.@SherilinR Nice touch with the alliteration there.@HMan Bastards.@Pickleope Ha! Agreed.@AC HAHAHAHAHAH! That's great grinput.@AP Yeah. It would be hard to resist the temptation considering civilization's continuous encroachment into nature.@DSWS Irritating eh?@wendy I like how you flipped that around. Yes indeed they did.@Windsmoke Fellow conspirees.@VinnyC Useful skills I don't have.@paul I believe they did.@karen Yup.
The way my father would have solved this problem would be to notice that the car was marred and say, "Oh I guess I must buy a new car now." (Note I DO NOT believe that this is a reasonable strategy.
Deserves more than the stink eye.
Tastes like chicken?
My car stays COVERED!!! I hate birds!
A pelican shat on my car once.. sounded like an elephant landed on the roof.
A bird shit on my hand once. I fell to my knees and cursed the heavens. Lor
@LoC Unique problem-solving skills.@Cheeseboy Correct.@MrsTuna I'm sure they do after you shoot and roast them.@Missy Alas. No garage.@sprite Ha! Whoa.@Lor Whoa. Sounds Shakespearean.
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