Monday, June 27, 2011

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

when birds conspire.

21 comments:

laughingmom said...

Awww. The sweet birdies pooped hearts on your car!

Alistair said...

You need one of these matey....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGbjVqLoz3I&feature=related


I know - very bad taste.......

SherilinR said...

birdie bastards

Homemaker Man said...

Teo weeks ago, a bird shit on my sandaled foot. F*ckers.

Pickleope said...

And THAT is why I'll never be friends with those sycophants in the Audubon Society.

Antares Cryptos said...

Imagine we could do that....flying I mean.

*evil grin*

It's Monday. I'm not myself.

Al Penwasser said...

If I was a bird, I'd be one fowl lookin' critter. But, I'd also hang out on a telephone wire just outside a car wash.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha, double whammy! They got the hood of my car too.

wendy said...

consider sink eye GIVEN

Windsmoke. said...

Birds down here in OZ usually poop all over your car after you've spent all afternoon washing and polishing it to perfection, very annoying :-(.

Vinny C said...

My ex-boss kept a air-rifle in his trunk for those occasions. The guy's aim was so good it was scary.

paulsifer42 said...

They did place their shots didn't they?

karensomethingorother said...

it appears you've been parking in our driveway.

dbs said...

@laughingmom I see that too, in a sort of Kindergarten art project way.
@Alistair HA! Awesome.
@SherilinR Nice touch with the alliteration there.
@HMan Bastards.
@Pickleope Ha! Agreed.
@AC HAHAHAHAHAH! That's great grinput.
@AP Yeah. It would be hard to resist the temptation considering civilization's continuous encroachment into nature.
@DSWS Irritating eh?
@wendy I like how you flipped that around. Yes indeed they did.
@Windsmoke Fellow conspirees.
@VinnyC Useful skills I don't have.
@paul I believe they did.
@karen Yup.

Laoch of Chicago said...

The way my father would have solved this problem would be to notice that the car was marred and say, "Oh I guess I must buy a new car now." (Note I DO NOT believe that this is a reasonable strategy.

Cheeseboy said...

Deserves more than the stink eye.

Mrs. Tuna said...

Tastes like chicken?

Missy said...

My car stays COVERED!!!
I hate birds!

Alittlesprite said...

A pelican shat on my car once.. sounded like an elephant landed on the roof.

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

A bird shit on my hand once. I fell to my knees and cursed the heavens.

Lor

dbs said...

@LoC Unique problem-solving skills.
@Cheeseboy Correct.
@MrsTuna I'm sure they do after you shoot and roast them.
@Missy Alas. No garage.
@sprite Ha! Whoa.
@Lor Whoa. Sounds Shakespearean.

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