Tuesday, March 8, 2011

G'night?

Do you ever think your dreams are just too freakin' weird?

Things I NEVER dream about (but likely will tonight since I mentioned them):
1. giant spiders.
2. giant turkeys. That would be scary.
3. Falling.
4. Being trapped in a fire.
5. Someone stepping out of the inky darkness with gardening shears.

Things I OFTEN dream about:
1. I forget to drive someone home and she is never seen again.
2. I'm watching a movie or reading a book, thinking, It's really quite remarkable that I do not know what's going to happen next considering the fact that this is my dream.
3. My teeth are falling out, randomly. I will find them in my soup.
4. Parking.
5. I'm blind, but only when I look at certain things.

Things I WANT to dream about:
1. Halle Berry (secretly Nigella Lawson).

23 comments:

Alistair said...

Can Nigella be in two dreams at the same time? Does that count as infidelity?

I'm not sure about this. Please book her out of my dreams in advance if you're going to dream about her otherwise she may not make enough to feed us both.

That explains why she was so breathless the other night - she maust have been rushing around doing two menus at the same time.......

dbs said...

Ha! I certainly do enjoy your sense of humour. And I will arm-wrestle you for her!

Alittlesprite said...

I just woke up from a nanna-nap when I dreampt I caught this old dude who had done something wrong, held him up with a rifle, then hog-tied him. One weird bit (like the rest isn't weird enough) I moved him off the burning cement into the shade.

Fran said...

If I started looking too closely into the bizarre dreams I have, it would worry me. I will leave them be.

Laoch of Chicago said...

I wonder if Nigella reads your blog?

Chelle said...

I had dreams about my aquarium.

Lame.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh yes, Nigella! Forget that skinny bitch Halle.

Michael said...

My Filipino friend believes that if we dream of losing teeth, someone close to us will die. We're not Filipino so this doesn't apply to us.

AMo said...

I often dream of Halle Berry riding a giant turkey and trying to knock my teeth out, so this post really hit home for me.

dbs said...

@alittlesprite That's such a great combination of ruthlessness and care.
@Fran I understand.
@LoC Wow. Now that's a dream.
@Chelle Blame it on windex brain.
@DSWS It's true.
@Michael Ha! I'm not either so ditto, I guess.
@AMo Ha! Awesomeness.

Vinny C said...

Whenever I have a "monster" dream, I'm usually some kind of monster hunter & I'm stalking them. I'm a nightmare's worst nightmare!

Elly Lou said...

I used to have those teeth dreams. Feeling a little mortal, pookie?

Dr. Cynicism said...

If you combined ALL of those dream topics, then that would be an epic evening of slumber!

SherilinR said...

i laughed out loud at your teeth in your soup. hey, at least you can still probably eat soup without your teeth. i have frequent dreams that things fall onto my face when i look up & knock my teeth out.
i love sprite's dream about hog-tying the dude & then getting him some shade!

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

I used to dream about falling all the freakin' time which is terrible becaue 1.) I'm afraid of heights and 2.) I'd do that embarrassing thing where I wake up grasping at air all, "aaah, I'm falling!"

So it really sucked.

I have a lot of driving/parking dreams too and once had a reoccuring nightmare about Batman coming to my house and stealing me from my mommy. Disturbing.

Lor

manders said...

weird, i've had lots of dreams about my teeth falling out too. and dreams that i've had a baby but forget about it and i miss it growing up.

i actually kept a dream journal for a while because i was having such long, strange dreams. real sagas!

Antares Cryptos said...

I don't like my dentist either.

Leigh said...

I can only dream of having cool dreams about giant turkeys and spiders. Me? My dreams nearly always center on sharks and Zombies. Sometimes Zombie Sharks.

karensomethingorother said...

recurring toilet dreams: toilet in the middle of the room, toilet too high to reach, screen door on the bathroom stall, coed bathroom, doors only coming up chest-high whilest sitting. I'm tired of them.

manders said...

this is in response to karensomethingorother: when i traveled through china i actually DID use a washroom with chest-high doors. except you had to squat to use the toilet (aka: a trough), so people would walk right up and peer over to see if it was occupied or not. definitely nightmare material.

Nicole said...

I love the "I'm blind but only when I look at certain things."

I don't do that, quite, but something like it. There should be a name for this. Object-specific sensory disorder. Maybe? OSSD, in dreams it's representative of the fact that you're dreaming and it probably doesn't mean what you think it does.

Alittlesprite said...

Karen I have dreams like this to! Except in mine someone has stuffed the toilet with paper and it's overflowing everywhere....
I also got lost in a giant room with shower stalls and toilets, when I came out I was in the boys section...

Anne said...

Umm, o.m.g. I have had that dream of my teeth falling out while eating soup. WE-IRD!

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