Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Wordfuse (The Morning Edition)

An phrase intended to describe that inevitable moment when one can no longer ignore the alarm or the parents or the dog or the court order or the child or the cast and crew of Supernanny or the livid spouse attempting to forcibly drag one's sorry ass out of bed while one thrashes about in childish protest like a cat thrown in a bathtub.

$*#! It's time to get up and face the world. Put. On. A. Smile. Or else.

14 comments:

Nicole said...

Me. Every morning. I writhe to sound of "Mommy? Can I have some cereal?"

As usual, wordfuse = awesome.

Alittlesprite said...

My writhe is usually due to the hubby poking me in the back. And not with his finger.

Antares Cryptos said...

Whaaaash? Why? Jzusht closed my eyes! Who are you?

Or else?!? Fine.
;/ (Emoticon for morning "smile". And I'm not winking).

dbs said...

@Nicole I thought of you as I was crafting this wordfuse.
@alittlespite Ha!
@AC ;/ ditto

Elly Lou said...

*sigh* Me too. Grumble.

Kev D. said...

This morning was particularly bad. Why was it so dark? Is the world just tired after the storm?

It sucked.

Wordfuse made it all better!

Vinny C said...

Yup. Pretty much described my morning this morn-I mean-week. No, that's not right, either. Year! That's it!

Except, in my case, I have to drag my own ass out of bed first. Next, is to sum up the energy to wake the wife (especially since she's back on day shift).

Al Penwasser said...

I woke up this morning feeling cranky. But, she had to get up to go to work.
BA-DUM-BUM
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday.

Antares Cryptos said...

Thought I'd drop by and give you this:
:)
All better. Wordfuse rocks.

Sprite :)

paulsifer42 said...

Or else what? I refuse to conform to your shiny dogma!!!! :)

Chelle said...

Bahahahahaha!

Christopher said...

Pretty much do this every morning except weekends.

Antares Cryptos said...

Dude. Please check your mail.

dbs said...

Thanks grinputters. I've been busy for a few days. But it's the weekend now!
@AC Sorry I didn't check my mail for a few days. Sad I missed the opportunity to send a shout out to Laoch. Hope Chicago is back to normal.

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