Monday, January 17, 2011

Things that deserve the stink eye:

Something about this picture
seems really appropriate.
Whoa. Seriously. A lot has happened in the last week.*takes a deep breath*  A. Lot. Where do I begin?

Some incredible life changes.  More drama than any of those TV show developers at MTV (Tween Mom, Jersey Shore & Pregnant, et al) could ever dream up and pitch to grown men and women who should know better.

I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned it before but I am a twin. Yup. But *choking sobs* not any more. Since the Zodiac got even more messed up, I went from being a Gemini to a Taurus. Yup. I miss my twin.

Someday *blows nose* I hope we'll find each other again and discover we have dogs with the same name (except mine will be a cat, but still.)

And furthermore, now it's confirmed: I'm total bull.

14 comments:

Alittlesprite said...

Dude, that's messed up ;)

Chelle said...

I've been a Taurus all my life. You get to be bossy and stubborn and then just blame it on the bull. Unstable folks, those Taureans (<- I made that word up maybe. Deal with it)

I'm so bossy, in fact, that I refuse to relinquish my zodiac sign to become an Aries. Can you imagine? I read that Aries is RESPONSIBLE. As if.

Moo.

dbs said...

@alittlesprite Yes. It. Is.
@Chelle I don't blame you. Stay true. This whole thing will be over very soon just like Lindsay Lohan's career. And moo 2 U2! (Bono notwithstanding.)

Artist and Geek said...

You got punk'd!
And I did when for a split second I actually thought you lost your brother, Janus!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Bull is one thing. Steer is another. Guard them well, Taurus Nouveau.

dbs said...

@A&G Ha! Dude. Don't you mean Polydeuces? *weeps at the mention of his name*
@DSWS Ha! Good one. And yes, thank you for perspective again.

Kev D. said...

NOW... about your actual post...

I love that the astrology people felt they needed to shake things up. The new sign should have been called something more extreme though, like SKATEBOARD or NACHO CHEESE.

Vinny C said...
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Vinny C said...

Waaaah!!! I miss being a Taurus. No! I'm with Chelle. I'm not going to give it up! No way, no how!

Elly Lou said...

You're a celebrity! The boycott american woman guy was here! WOOT!

dbs said...

@Alistair Ha! That. Was Funny. Good one.
@boycottblahblah And I boycott misogynists.
@KevD You are not just a Canadian man...you dah maaaaaan! Thank you for doing that.
@VinnyC I don't blame you.
@EllyLou What's next, TMZ? Perez Hilton? Please. No.

dbs said...

@A&G Epimetheus says hi.

Artist and Geek said...

Never met him.
In hindsight maybe I have.

Nicole said...

I am , and remain, Sagittarius. Therefore I will hunt down the Romulus (wrong pantheon, probably shouldn't mix Roman and Greek, oh, wait, the Romans did, so why not?)to your Remus with my archery skills and social magnetism. You're very welcome.

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