Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Things that deserve the stink eye:


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Seriously?! Some pointed questions & one honest comment:
  1. What's next to be caffeinated? Cotton candy? Water?
  2. A collectible box? Who is going to display that box? Hoarders maybe?
  3. And who would dare give these to kids? Certainly not anyone who knows anybasicthing about kids. 
  4. These are like stereotype threat hors d'oeuvres for the people who live on the Axiom in Wall-E. (Stay Puft? No shit.) 
  5. (And yeah, I secretly want six dozen.)

20 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

On the other hand, toasting those marshmallows would help keep you awake at the fire pit.

Simple Dude said...

I think there actually is caffeinated water, sadly enough. I get my caffeine from coffee.. and lots of it. I don't need to add fatty, cholesterol filled calories to my caffeine too.

SD
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Alittlesprite said...

I LOVE the Stay Puft marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters! Imagine HIM on caffine? SHEESH!

Anywho, I got rid of caffine out of my body when I was on all the IVF drugs. I went through hell for the first few days going cold turkey, and nearly commited homicide. So I WONT be going back to caffinated coffee any time soon:)

dbs said...

@DSWS Smart. Your idea would probably make a good stay-put marshmallow commercial.
@DS Really? I'm out of the caffeine loop. I don't drink coffee.
@Alittlesprite You make me laugh. And if a side effect of caffeine withdrawal for you his homicide, I agree you should stay away from it.

Artist and Geek said...

What's next putting liquid crack into white bite-sized cubes and marketing it to kids? Oh, wait...

Cheeseboy said...

I do like my caffeine, but I prefer it to be pumped straight into my veins by a needle.

Cotton candy. Ha ha!

SherilinR said...

i had to laugh at your hoarder comment. so true!

Laoch of Chicago said...

My reaction upon reading this was regretfully: THESE ARE GENIUS!!!!! MUST ORDER NOW!

Nicole said...

I openly want 6 dozen.

Vinny C said...

It's only a matter of time before caffeinated air fresheners are released (cinnamon mocha latte fragrance, of course).

baygirl32 said...

caffinated marshmellows - no thanks, booze infused - marshmellows now we're talking

Chelle said...

I want them in my starbux.

Average Girl said...

Hey!!!!! I have ten of those boxes at home, in the recycle can that is! :)

Didactic Pirate said...

Caffeine in marshmallows just makes good sense. Like spaghetti and sauce. Or Peanut butter and jelly. Except better, because, hi, caffeine. Which makes everything good.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go make my afternoon pot of coffee.

Why am I shaking?

paulsifer42 said...

On my mission, I met some guys who foudn out they could buy a pound of caffeine in rock form for like two thousand dollars and told me they were seriously considering buying it. I asked why. The answer: So we can caffinate everything, like milk and stuff. These are the people these marshmallows are for.

dbs said...

@A&G HA!
@Cheeseboy Intervention. Watch it.
@SherilinR Thank you. Sad, but true.
@LoC Ditto. I might pretend I'm giving these to someone for their next birthday.
@Nicole I almost wrote the same thing.
@VinnyC That would totally sell. I'm serious.
@baygirl32 Ha!
@Chelle I bet you're not the only one.
@AG Sure you do.
@DP Dude. See my reply to Cheeseboy.
@paulsifer42 Whoa. I think you're right.

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Alittlesprite said...

LOL @ Paulsifer Why don't they just sit it on the coffee table and lick it? Would be way less effort. LOL!

dbs said...

@MrsTuna Wow! Thank you so much. I will check out the details very soon.

paulsifer42 said...

@Alittlesprite
These were the bucketlist sort. You know, the kind who want to be able to say that they've tasted caffeinated milk, etc...

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