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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Things that are most likely the devil:

This is an actual scan of my brain on Aero chocolate bar ice cream. Isn't Windows 7 amazing? Anyway, I'm just an amateur neurologist but to my brain, ice cream is essentially a narcotic which causes my neuromathingabobbers to fire rapidly not unlike what happens every day on The View. Anyway, I broke it down as follows:   
  • Parts of my brain telling me NOT to stop eating ice cream.
  • Parts of my brain with better judgment (tiny bits in lower left hemisphere, apparently).
  • Holes. Don't ask.

4 comments:

baygirl32 said...

neuromathingabobbers! love the scientific terms

t i m said...

i'm still looking for parts of my brain with better judgement, i know they must be in there somewhere, one day i'll track them down, but until then...

Annah said...

I need a part of my brain to tell me to stop eating. PERIOD ;)

DB Stewart said...

@baygirl32 Yup. I'm a Science kinda guy (with a degree in English but whatever.)

@tim Keep on keepin' on. I will too.

@Annah Me too!

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